Jack “Two Chains” Burkerking
Founder and Supreme Overlord of BurgerGlobeTM, a fast food empire conquering nations through belly satisfaction and relentless expansion.
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Past Accomplishments:
Disrupted disruption by starting 17 unicorns before breakfast
Taught Richard Branson how to FLEX in an all-expenses-paid hot air balloon battle
Negotiated world peace via a fly ass jazz-hands hip hop dance off with Putin
Earned 3rd degree black belt while simultaneously live-streaming chess match wins
Started Shlinkin'
Nov. 20, 2023
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
1 Minute Lunch
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 11-21-23
Hungry Children
Mistress “Pepperoni Tony” Souplord • 11-17-23
Trophy Case
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Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Dec. 4, 2023
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Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 27, 2023
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Networking Virginity
Nov. 20, 2023
Endorsements
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