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I owned my own midsize beverage distribution center located in the heart of real America (Southern California) but recently lost it due to litigious nature of my ex-wife Andrea. I have a Master’s in Business, a can-do attitude, and thousands of dollars of unpaid legal bills, so I decided to start Business Belt to help other CEOs or struggling ex-husbands get their business’ belts buckled and back on track!
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
The Powerthought 5000
Panther Martonk • 11-22-23
Granola Separation
Phillib Climorus • 11-17-23
Reviews
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Helped me get the ghosts out of my shirt.
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I watched Hank scissorkick a Doctors Without Borders volunteer in the face because they asked him to move his helicopter away from the malaria patient tents. It was awesome.
Trophy Case
Participation Trophy
Nov. 20, 2023
Networking Virginity
Nov. 17, 2023
Endorsements
+ EndorseThe buckliest of business belts
Ex-Wife Crisis Management
No longer afraid of birbs
Inferior Number of Legs