Beanie “Funnel Enhancer” Thabeatles
If I IPO then I Pee Moe
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Always available on the Company zoom calls, never miss a meeting, I also enjoy having my own zoom room where people can watch me sleep to know that I am always there for my team.
Started Shlinkin'
Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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