Tim Apple
Screw it all, I think I'll buy a Samsung

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Upwardly mobile (Alabama). Worked at IBM (Incredible Balls Managers) and Intelligent Electronics (sic). Joined Apple because Steve thought I had IB. Got rid of Jobs and took over The Empire. I am The Master of The Supply Chain and JESUS to millions of deranged Maccies out there (you should know who GOD is). I spend my days staring out of the windows of my corner office writing bad poetry. Occasionally, I announce questionable hard/software to the masses. They love it. Panem et circenses.

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He‘s almost as out there as Steve was

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