Magus McMondrian the 3rd
Magus brings the magic
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57 years ago, I was stuck farming molluscs in the down-home country town of Braconside in Tunisa. While there, I met an alluring young fillee by the name of Chopface. She introduced me to the cunning arts of baguette embroidery. Since then, I've gone from strength to strength and taught in the most illustrious of schools, taxi ranks and oilrigs.
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Sep. 16, 2021
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
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