Dr. Julius Throckmorton, Esq
Tech Person | Law Person | Dog Person | People Person | AI Person | Person Person
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13 successful exits within LegalTech. Pump n dump legal chump. Pioneer of the not-so-smart-contract. Currently applying quantum AI and blockchain technology to hand-written, back-of-the-napkin, Charlie Munger handshake drug-deals to optimize for billable hours.
Started Shlinkin'
Sep. 5, 2021
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