Politics “Maybe Monopolies Are Good?” Announces Very Very Tired Washington Regulator.

WASHINGTON, DC - Facing strong headwinds in applying existing antitrust laws to tech companies Amazon.com, Apple, Google and Facebook, the unnamed Washington regulator rubbed their eyes, put their head on their desk and mumbled “I don’t know, maybe it’s like a good thing they’re so big? Can we just say they’re good? I’m so tired. Why is this so hard?”