Business In Bid to Distract From CyberTruck Delays, Tesla Adds New Prostate Massager to All Models

By Evan Walter

FREMONT, CA—When asked about the Cybertruck release date being delayed another year, Musk replied “That’s right, prostate massagers are now standard in every Tesla vehicle. You’re welcome.”  

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