Rene „Hustler“ Descartes
I hustle. Therefore I am.

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Invented Thinking™ / Tulip bulb investor since 1634 / Long haired philosophy rock star / Moving-type printing press owner #cuttingedgetechnology / Guillotine manufacturer / Career = networking + hustling + tulip bulb investment / Way ahead of you - been hustling before all of you guys did (except @God(real)) / I party like it's 1599 / #tulipmania1637 #hustlinsince1596 #ponzischemes #ageofreason #habsburgsucks #infinitesimalcalculus

Started Shlinkin' Dec. 21, 2021
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Tulip Masterclass

Invested in his two lips

Self-love is a virtue. So is self-endorsement.

Quadratic Regression Investing (QRI) Pioneer

Amateur Zoologist

Non Fungible

Pathetic Number of Legs

Demon Slayer

Even charts his own farts

Dead As A Doornail

Bulbs probably protruding more than necessary

Cartesian coordinates rock.

Cogito, ergo sum.

Hustle King

Thinks, and therefore is.

Expanded my horizon by showing me a tulip bulb

Recognises the vitality of other peoples locks

Can not think in polar coordinates

Inferior Number of Legs

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Inventor of month-napping

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Enjoys good clapping

Best guillotines on the market.

Oil Painting Selfie

ever wanted hairs like this.

not wagering on Pascal

Better than Facebook marketplace

Invests, therefore he exists.

Thought Alchemist: Turning ideas into gold! 🌷💭💰

He invests, therefore he is.