McDonny O'Bussy
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Summary
Criminal Engineer with a pet snake and 1 seconds of experience. #SpicyTakes #Memes
Work Experience
Groundr
Tree Climber
• Stole user data for a “personal project”
Chipotle
Mama’s Golden Child
• Lubricated our sales funnel
Pret a Manger
Tastiest Crumpet
• Served as creative-lead on multiple projects across our client base.
Education
BS from The school from Dead Poet’s Society (but it’s a college I guess)
Major: Emailing
GPA: 2.2
Hobbies
teaching amputee puppies how to sing, sharing my cool idea for a personal computation device with my friend young Bill Gates
References
a kind old man
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